Cartman
The schemer
You want things, and you are not shy about going after them.
Unofficial fan quiz · 12 questions · about 2 minutes
South Park Test: Which Character Are You?
This South Park test is a free two-minute fan quiz. Answer 12 original small-mountain-town scenarios and we score six traits (ambition, principle, common sense, daring, sweetness and nerves), then match you to Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Randy, Wendy or Tweek, with a match score for all eight characters, your runner-up and a shareable result card.
Free · no sign-up · answers never leave your device
The 8 characters
- Cartman — the schemer
- Kyle — the conscience
- Stan — the reasonable one
- Kenny — the daredevil
- Butters — the sweetheart
- Randy — the enthusiast
- Wendy — the organiser
- Tweek — the worrier
All 8 characters
Who could you be?
Every result comes with strengths, a shadow side, a growth tip and the character you click with best. Here is a first look at each one.
Kyle
The conscience
You care about what is right, and you cannot stay quiet when it is not happening.
Stan
The reasonable one
You are the one who looks around at the chaos and asks whether anyone else thinks this is a bit much.
Kenny
The daredevil
You say yes first and ask questions later, if at all.
Butters
The sweetheart
You look for the good in people, even when they have not earned it.
Randy
The enthusiast
When something grabs you, it grabs you completely.
Wendy
The organiser
You see what needs fixing and you get it fixed.
Tweek
The worrier
Your brain is very good at imagining what could go wrong, and it rarely takes a day off.
How the South Park character quiz works
Every question drops you into an ordinary day in a very strange little mountain town: the school bus breaks down in the snow, the park is about to be paved over, a celebrity is rumoured to be visiting, a substitute teacher clearly has no idea what is going on. Each scenario has four answers and none of them is wrong. Every answer adds points to two of six traits, so the quiz builds a small personality profile rather than counting how often you picked one character's answer.
The six traits are ambition (how much you want to win, lead or get rich), principle (how strongly you react to unfairness), sense (how often you are the calm voice of reason), daring (how quickly you say yes to a risk), sweetness (how much you trust people and want everyone to be happy) and nerves (how loudly your inner alarm rings). Your scores are compared with a profile for each character and the closest one is your result.
The 8 characters you can get
Cartman is the schemer, all big plans and bigger confidence. Kyle is the conscience of the group, quick to argue and quicker to stand up for what is fair. Stan is the tired voice of reason who just wants things to make sense. Kenny is the quiet daredevil who will try anything once, and usually twice.
Butters is the sweetheart who keeps trusting people even when he really should not. Randy throws himself completely into every new obsession until the next one arrives. Wendy is sharp, organised and ready to run the student council, the protest and the bake sale at once. Tweek feels every worry at full volume and still turns up for his friends.
What your result shows
Your result page names your character and shows how closely you match, then gives a short reading of what that says about you, three strengths, a shadow side and one small thing to try this week. You also see your runner-up, a ranked list of all eight characters, your six trait scores, the character you would get along with most easily and the one most likely to drive you up the wall.
You can download a share card sized for stories or posts, or send a friend a challenge link so they take the same South Park test and you can compare results side by side. Nothing to sign up for, and your answers are scored in your browser and never leave your device.
Short quiz or deep test?
This is the quick version: 12 questions and eight main characters, made for a fast answer to which South Park character you are. If you want more nuance, the longer South Park personality test on Traitprint has 24 statements, eleven traits and 17 characters, including parents, teachers and side characters. Both are free, and taking one does not change the other.
Many people search for this as a southpark test or simply a South Park character quiz. Whatever you call it, the goal is the same: a fun, honest mirror, not a label. Most people are a blend, which is why the runner-up and the full ranking are shown too.
How we kept it fair and original
Each of the six traits is the main pick in exactly eight answers, so no trait is easier to score than another. Before launch we scored many thousands of random answer sets to make sure every character comes up at a similar rate, and checked that answering the way a character would really does lead to that character.
This is an unofficial fan quiz written from scratch. We do not use quotes, catchphrases, episode plots or images from the show, and the illustrations are original paper-cutout style art made for this page. It is for fun and conversation, not a psychological assessment.
FAQ
How long is the South Park test?
12 scenario questions with four answers each. Most people finish in about two minutes.
Which South Park characters can I get?
Eight: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Randy, Wendy and Tweek. Your result shows a match score for every one of them.
Is this an official South Park quiz?
No. It is an unofficial fan quiz and is not affiliated with South Park Studios, Comedy Central or Paramount. Questions, readings and art are all original.
What is the difference from the South Park personality test?
This quiz is the short version with 12 questions and eight main characters. The personality test has 24 statements and 17 characters for a more detailed result.
I got Cartman. Is that bad?
Not at all. It means ambition and confidence came out strongest. The reading focuses on how to use that drive well, and your runner-up shows the rest of your mix.
Is it free and private?
Yes. There is no sign-up, the quiz is free, and your answers are scored in your browser. Only your final result code appears in the share link.
Unofficial fan quiz. Not affiliated with, endorsed or sponsored by South Park Studios, Comedy Central or Paramount. Characters are named for commentary only; all questions, readings and illustrations are original. Just for fun — no film stills, official artwork, quotes or lyrics.
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