Eric Cartman
Loud, self-serving and endlessly inventive. Every setback becomes a bigger, louder plan, and nobody ever gets the last word.
Which South Park character are you? Answer 24 quick statements about how you really act, and this free personality test matches you to the closest of 17 characters — from Cartman and Kyle to Butters, Kenny and Randy — with a match percentage and a card you can post.
Your result is a six-trait fingerprint. Example shown.
You show up for friends, even when it costs you. Or: you look out for number one, and you're honest about it.
You like knowing where the lines are, and you stay inside them. Or: rules are suggestions, and suggestions are optional.
You notice every way things could go wrong, sometimes all at once. Or: you jump first and worry later, if at all.
You believe people can be better, and you'll say so. Or: you've seen how this goes, and you're not impressed.
You'd rather watch the drama than start it. Or: small ideas become huge schemes the moment you touch them.
If you disagree, everybody will hear about it. Or: you say the most with the fewest words.
Each one is a trait profile. Long petals are a character's defining traits.
Loud, self-serving and endlessly inventive. Every setback becomes a bigger, louder plan, and nobody ever gets the last word.
Principled and quick to argue. You can't watch something unfair happen without saying something, usually at length.
Decent, grounded and a little jaded. You usually see what's wrong before anyone else does, then sigh about it.
Loyal, reckless and hard to read. You say little, risk a lot and somehow keep coming back.
Kind, trusting and nervous about getting in trouble. People take advantage of your good nature, and you stay good anyway.
Every new idea becomes a total obsession. You commit 100%, escalate fast and learn the lesson later.
Smart, confident and allergic to nonsense. You organise, you speak up and you don't wait for permission to lead.
Your mind runs ten worst-case scenarios a minute. Everything feels like too much pressure, but you care deeply.
Unbothered, blunt and quietly cynical. You'd rather stay out of it, and you're very good at not reacting.
Level-headed and quietly sharp. You notice the obvious thing everyone else missed and say it once.
Confident, witty and always ready with a bit. You handle the room like it's your stage, because it is.
Emotional, eager to fit in and easily swept up. When you feel something, everyone knows.
Bitter, unfiltered and unpredictable. You say exactly what you think, and then say more.
Earnest, procedural and well-meaning, m'kay. You believe the right rule will fix almost anything.
Easygoing to a fault. You go with the flow, forget the plan, and usually turn out fine.
Sensible, patient and done with everyone's nonsense. You're the calm one cleaning up after other people's big ideas.
Intense, loud and fully committed to the cause. You enforce what you believe in, with a lot of energy.
It's a free, unofficial fan quiz that measures six personality traits — Motive, Rules, Nerve, Outlook, Energy and Voice — with 24 quick statements, then matches you to the closest of 17 South Park characters.
Every character has a profile on the same six traits. We compare your scores to each profile and show your closest match as a percentage, plus your runners-up. Agreeing with everything doesn't skew you: each trait has as many statements pointing one way as the other.
Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Butters Stotch, Randy Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Tweek Tweak, Craig Tucker, Token Black, Jimmy Valmer, Clyde Donovan, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Towelie, Sharon Marsh, PC Principal.
No. This is an independent quiz with its own questions and character profiles. It's quicker (about 3 minutes) and gives you a shareable card for TikTok, Instagram Stories or X.
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